Russian Romance I Adore You

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2012年7月27日 (金) 19:23; LoordesBreck5274 (会話 | 投稿記録) による版
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Romance and Russia, the two words just go together. Unless, of course, you are attempting to speak in Russian.

Russian Language

The Russian language is not one that is normally deemed a romance language. Based on the Cyrillic alphabet, there are a lot of stops and starts not to mention the occasional harsh noise. Offered the reality that I was from California and thus could barely speak correct English, it was all the a lot more a challenge.

Russian Females

In that I was residing in Russia for a year, it was inevitable I would pick up a Russian girlfriend. Hey, there had to be at least 1 crazy a single in the city!

Russian females are a lot sought following for their beauty and grace. Indeed, 9 out of 10 desperate men prefer to order addresses from a Russian mail order bride internet web site versus all other nationalities. Okay, I produced that up, but you get the notion.

In truth, I found Russian women to be all they are touted to be and exceptional cooks. As a single male in Siberia sans microwave, the cooking component was essential. Due to the lack of Pepto in Siberia, poisoning oneself is not recommended.

Nevertheless, Russian women do suffer from a single flaw inherent in all women. Upon discovering a boyfriend lacking in particular locations, a purchase beautiful people Russian woman will endeavor to fix them. In my case, the improvement involved the Russian language and love.

Ya tyebya lyublyu! This is the Russian phrase for I really like you. At no point in time could I pronounce it correctly. I could declare my enjoy, but never ever in the correct direction. Simply because of the nuances of the Russian language, my inability to profess my adore would lead me to say the equivalent of:

I enjoy tree

I enjoy door

I enjoy dog

Of course, I could cuss like a local, but that was frowned upon by the girlfriend.

After months of aggravation, my girlfriend became determined to resolve this flaw in my moral character. Practice was the key and practice I did. Like that odd individual in the bookstore, I mumbled Ya tyebya lyublyu! everywhere I went. This typically led to random Russian girls smiling at me and less enthusiastic Russian guys giving me harsh looks. beautiful women I wont even mention what the occasional dog tried to do to my leg. Regardless of my efforts, my immortal soul could not be fixed. We gave up. Still, she had the determined appear in her eyes, so I knew I wasnt out of the woods however.

1 fine Siberian winter morning, which is to per your request say it was 30 degrees, I was groggily greeted by an excited Tatyana. I was ordered to say yellow blue bus. I did. I was told to say it quicker. I did. A yelp of triumph was heard across the permafrost of Siberia.

I had learned how to say I enjoy you in Russian.

The door to which I had professed my love so several instances went into depression.

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