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Yo, Santa! Hows it going in the fantastic white north? Seeing as it tis the season, right here is my letter about what I want for Christmas.

Been Excellent

Santa, I know you do that entire very good versus negative point. I promise Ive been a excellent net marketer this year. I havent spammed the search engines with mirror web sites, link farm purchases or little tricks to tweak your pals at Google. Now, while Ive been excellent, I would like a few bad factors for Christmas. No ponies right here, I want the great stuff.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A lump of coal to be given to the bad person or persons at Yahoo whove been deleting my pages from their search engine results.

two. A lump of coal to the exact same folks at Yahoo who came up with the Web site Match nonsense. Really feel cost-free to let the reindeer relieve themselves even though on the roofs of these peoples homes.

3. To meet a person from Google who handles the ranking updates in a bar late at evening after theyve been drinking for four or five hours. I only require 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! Ive been so excellent.

4. Five minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. A handful of hours with your list of negative men and women who will get coal for the holidays. Dont worry, I can figure out which ones are fraudulently clicking my PPC advertisements.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the people who hold sending me the phishing Pay Pal emails.

7. Same issue for the undesirable boys and girls sending me pharmaceutical spam.

8. The opportunity to beat every dmoz volunteer editor over the head with my keyboard just when. Okay, maybe twice.

Now I realize you are a master of being subtle. When I visited you at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didnt know what I was speaking about. I genuinely didnt appreciate you calling safety and the FBI, but I guess everyone has a undesirable day. Im certain I can count on you to come via this year.

Oh, I forgot one thing. Angelina Jolie. Undoubtedly Angelina Jolie. Leave her short dork boyfriend at residence.

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